When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
It was with two boys, that’s all I’m telling you
I unlocked my grandmas wifi password! I haven’t felt this accomplished since my threesome.
"He’s not gay. He has a girlfriend."
BITCH, CLAY AIKEN GOT MARRIED AND HAD A KID AND HE’S GAYER THAN JOHNNY RAPID’S RIGHT TESTICLE!
Why do I think Louis would be the kind of Dad to do this?
Louis: Who’s a little fishy? Who’s my little fishy?
Harry: Louis Tomlinson what are you doing to our child?
Louis: Nothing, sweetheart. Look..
Louis: [baby voice] Daddy, don’t frown, cause you’re gonna get wrinkles like this.
Harry: Omg, I married an idiot.
Ian and mickeys kiss. Byeeee